Embarking on my first cross-country road trip from California to Pennsylvania. If you want to tag along, subscribe.

I'm almost certain this will be an entirely faceless expedition, because I'm not really that guy. But expect plenty of photos to speak for me. Want to see me touching grass... subscribe. Want to see me touch grass? Subscribe. Curious about Prius-dwelling “van life”? Subscribe. Need something along the route? Subscribe—I just might deliver.

Leaving on the 30th!