Honestly, why don’t you need DaD? Just think about all the “totally legitimate” reasons to use it:

• Harassment or threats: Finally tell your neighbor to stop parking like a maniac... or not. (Pro tip: Don't actually threaten anyone. We like staying legal.)
• Scams and fraud: Convince your friends you've won the lottery! (Just kidding, they’ll never believe you. Also, don’t scam people.)
• Stalking or intimidation: Nothing says "I'm watching you" like a cryptic message delivered by a stranger. (But seriously, don't be that creep.)
• Extortion or blackmail: "Nice little reputation you’ve got there, shame if something happened to it." (We’re joking. Please don’t go full Bond villain on us.)
• Spreading disinformation: Did aliens build the pyramids? Who knows! But with DaD, you could have someone ask the question for you.
• Inappropriate personal messages: We’re not saying you should hire DaD to deliver your worst pickup lines... but you could.

All jokes aside, DaD exists for one reason: to make message delivery human and personal when you need it most. Whether it's heartfelt or hilarious (and fully legal), DaD’s got your back.

Disclaimer: Use DaD responsibly—no stalking, threatening, or blackmailing.