Anyone Got a 26ft Rig They Need Transported to the East Coast...

Move all of my stuff (26ft trucks worth) from warm and sunny CA to cold and I'm guessing not so sunny (maybe not?!) PA this summer and start a new if I can't find the right home to buy before then! Because storage is CA is getting ridiculously expensive and there is no future for me here at the present. I attempted to conquer the beast but failed... at least temporarily... I must escape to more suitable (for me) lands, where I can breathe... continue coding... and live a bit, something I've been unable to do for a while now.

Anyone out there who would like to add some feedback to this 47yo with absolutely NO IDEA WTF I'M DOING or about to embark on... I'm all ears. Join along and shoot me a message. FML. I'm out... or rather back to this glass at hand. Cheers!

P.S. I'm serious about the rig... I'm a good driver... and responsible. ROTFLMAO! Cross country truck rentals are expensive AF!!!